Rare Exports


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Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale may go down as one of the classic holiday movies for people that don’t really like classic holiday movies.

The MacGuffin

A young boy named Pietari (Onni Tommila) and his friend Juuso (Ilmari Järvenpää) think a secret mountain drilling project near their home in northern Finland has uncovered the tomb of Santa Claus. However, this a monstrous, evil Santa, much unlike the cheery St. Nick of legend. When Pietari’s father (Jorma Tommila) captures a feral old man (Peeter Jakobi) in his wolf trap, the man may hold the key to why reindeer are being slaughtered and children are disappearing.


Holiday / Comedy / Horror


1 hour, 24 minutes




Rated R

Directed by

Jalmari Helander

Written by

Jalmari Helander


Onni Tommila, Jorma Tommila, Ilmari Järvenpää, Peeter Jakobi

Showings with Open Captions

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